Yes, the Macalope is still talking about the iPhone mini. No, you stop hitting yourself. Like a man continually trying to run the 100-meter hurdles with his hand handcuffed to his ankle, the horny one ...

If you have to ask about the price, you can't afford it. If you have to ask about the size, you can't hold it. If I hadn't gone for an 11 Pro last year, I'd absolutely be in line for a 12 mini. I ...