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Everything is doomed to become... a crab? We dive into the internet's strangest rabbit holes: Cory Doctorow’s concept of *enshittification* (yep, that’s a real word) and *carcinisation*—the theory that evolution eventually turns *everything* into crabs. Add a wildly inaccurate Lost Boys reference and you’ve got peak Beat Motel chaos. This is a clip from *Clash to Crabs: The Science of Ending Side A*, where The Clash meet crabs, AI slop, and existential science nonsense. So… would humanity make g